Showing posts with label world domination. Show all posts
Showing posts with label world domination. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Google Chrome: WebKit Triumphant

Chrome: "Safari for Enterprises that have a bias against Apple but wish they had a browser that didn't suck."

Guess what? It's based on Safari WebKit.

Google Chrome is also Destined(TM) to become known as "the browser that finally liberated the internet from the tyranny of Microsoft Internet Explorer.

Oh, and if you are not yet convinced of the terrifying prescience of idiocracy, then you need to check out the architecture white-paper on Google Chrome.

Saturday, May 24, 2008

The Real Reason for Palladium

It never ceases to amaze me that people think Microsoft is trying to take over the world with Palladium. Sure, being able to charge you 25 cents every time you make a copy of your own files would be great for our bottom line. But that's just additional marginal income to us.



The real reason is to prevent leaks of internal documents, memos, and motivational videos, like this one. A parody of The Boss was probably just not a good idea, but hey, it was a better idea than Vista itself. We've got a sales force to motivate.