"I did not get my tattoos to be intentionally bashed, nor did I make my recent announcement and jump to iPod to bring back those attackers. I'm doing this because I can see the future and the Zune just isn't part of the future."
Unlike me, he cannot see the future until it gets really, really close to his face.
That video is the Zune Tattoo Guy's farewell video to YouTube, which he posted about his conversion.
Did somebody forget to send his monthly shipment of Twinkies, or what? I'm so glad this isn't my problem, any longer.