Monday, February 18, 2008

Woz hangin' with self-proclaimed "D-Lister" Kathy Griffin

Woz, Dude.

What's Hot:
Kathy Griffin a smart, and Pentium-hot red head. Some people apparently think she's funny, because she makes her living in comedy. I've never really understood most comedy myself, but I've been told that I'm not unique among high functioning autistic geeks.

Kathy is bold hot genius Über Frau smart. Like off the charts for the bold part. Like she dissed Jesus, and managed to get her brief Emmy award acceptance speech censored, bold.
Kathy Griffin's Jesus remark cut from Emmy show
A lot of people come up here and thank Jesus for this award. I want you to know that no one had less to do with this award than Jesus," an exultant Griffin said, holding up her statuette. "Suck it, Jesus. This award is my god now."

What's not:
Kathy Griffin is not even a real D-Lister. She's an Emmy winner for crying out loud. Even if she ever was a D-Lister, which is doubtful, she certainly isn't any longer. It's time to get a new schtick. She had to call herself that, what, like a million times before anybody caught on, "Oh, you mean like Paris Hilton's friend in that home made movie, the one where it's mostly her head bobbing and the lighting sucks?" A D-Lister. Not on the A List, nor the B List. I get it. Ha.

What's Totally Not Appropriate:
Like dude. I know you were trying your damnedest not to ask the hot little Holly Scoop babe for her number. Kathy was digging her, too, man, and she clearly worships Kathy. Get Kathy to invite her to your next pool party. You know. Forget to invite the other guests. Party on, Woz!

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