Monday, June 18, 2007

iPhone & Safari trashed by SuckLess CoolTards

I love these guys...

Coolness Roundup # 92

They did their own Safari performance benchmark tests, by clicking on web sites. Safari wasn't any faster than FireFox. Ha! Of course, if you listen closely, it's clear that they performed their test in a test environment that had a severe bandwidth bottleneck, which would, of course, completely obscure the Safari performance advantage.

They also say that the iPhone only works "in bigger cities".

They do all this in a completely casual, friendly, consumer-oriented fashion, with a straight face.

I love these guys, tards that they are, they are my tards.

I wonder how much we paid for that.

1 comment:

Steve Ballmer said...

Hey! You are not Bill, d*** fake! Our tech guys are tracking you down right now!