Protect Your iPhone... From Theft!

Here's an excellent iPhone theft prevention device which works on the same tried and true security principle as birth control glasses. Available at the AT&T Wireless stores, probably including those that already ran out of iPhones.



In fact, this device is probably a two-fer. In addition to preventing iPhone theft, it is undoubtedly provides effective prevention of user participation in actions which might lead to pregnancy. They may not have FDA approval for pregnancy prevention, so it's probably off-label use only, not mentioned in the product literature.